Sir Slimes-a-Lot
Trainer Arabella
“Explosive start. Lengthy reflection.”
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Trainer Arabella
“Explosive start. Lengthy reflection.”
Trainer Arabella
“Strong on lettuce. Questions remain over straight-line commitment.”
Trainer Arabella
“Reliable as weather. Finishes most races he starts.”
Trainer Arabella
“Slow to start. Slower to finish. Unstoppable in between.”
Trainer Arabella
“Covers more ground than anyone. Not always in the right direction.”
Trainer Arabella
“Looks like a winner. Has yet to prove it in lane conditions.”
All runners are prepared at the same stable: humidity held at a dewy 80%, loamy soil turned daily, air quality monitored by a very patient fern. Diet is carrot and lettuce, with cuttlebone on the side for strong shells. No snails were harmed in producing these bios.